The most powerful force in the universe is compound interest
What does a fish know about the water in which it swims all its life?
My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe
The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible.
The physicists say that I am a mathematician, and the mathematicians say that I am a physicist. I am a completely isolated man and though everybody knows me, there are very few people who really know me.
The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax
Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing
Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
I don't believe in mathematics
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
Before God we are all equally wise — and equally foolish.
The bigotry of the nonbeliever is for me nearly as funny as the bigotry of the believer.
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality
To punish me for my contempt of authority, Fate has made me an authority myself.
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